TOOLS
50 feet of 550lb paracord
Pen and pad of paper
Adjustable wrench (to turn of gas valves, tons of other uses)
Multi-tool
Cable ties
Small mini screw driver with bits (to fix eye glasses or other small items)
Small hose (you might have to siphon gas) – has many other uses
Fire extihguisher (A-B-C type)
Shovels, pick, axe, other 'round-the-house tools
Broom
Crescent wrench, screw driver, pliers, hammer
Coil of 1/2" rope
Coil of bailing wire
Plastic tape
Small and large crowbar (18") to help with jammed doors
Small one in the bedroom
Large one out in the shed
Small, high quality, tomahawk or hatchet (useful for opening car roofs, house doors, and for clearing rubble)
Knifes
A big one (like 8-10" fixed blade) to cut, hack, and to a limited amount, pry, to make emergency shelters, do emergency surgery, kill alien invaders. The knife is very concealable as the pouch appears only to hold the shears
A little one (either 4" fixed blade/locking folder, or a large swiss army knife) to do yet more surgery, as well as more mundane things such as peel veggies, cut rope, open boxes
New designs of serrated edges that will cut through anything more quickly than a straight edged knife
Paramedic rescue knife (has an edge and a little bolt which enables it to be opened with one hand)
Sharpening device
Trauma shears and pouch
Leatherman (TM) Pocket Multi-Tool
A cold chisel
Bolt cutter

Guns
.22 long rifle semi-auto handgun is nice for small game hunting, shooting feral dogs (practice!), and for self-defense (practice!)
Larger caliber handgun, primarily useful for self-defense only
"High-powered" rifle, in semi-auto or bolt action
12 guage pump action, or semi-auto, shotgun
Reloading equipment